| Night fell on the sleepy little town of Companyville. Nestled amongst the perfectly manicured green lawns and man-made fountains of the corporate center, the lights of one office stood out on the darkened headquarters. Inside, the three greatest business villains the world has ever known were concocting a sinister plan. Megalo-slides was busy taking the company’s strategic plan and turning it into a monstrous 145-slide PowerPoint deck. The hideously disfigured Dr. Tacticalpus was fiendishly replacing the key strategic initiatives with a bunch of random and outdated tactics. And the diabolical The Same was surgically removing the differentiated value from the strategic initiatives, leaving them a quivering blob of the same things done in the same ways as everyone else.As the three super villains were finishing their dastardly deeds, a shadowy figure flew by the window. They paused for a moment and continued their work. SMASH! Crashing through the window came the unmistakable Strategyman. Wearing the same tight-fitting leotards as every other self-respecting super hero, Strategyman grabbed Dr. Tacticalpus by the collar. “You three have been turning wellintentioned strategic plans into unwieldy and useless documents for too long. Tonight the strategylessness ends!” proclaimed Strategyman.”Ha! You’re too late Strategyman. We’ve already poisoned the company’s coffee supply with antistrategy potion. Before long, there won’t be a real strategy anywhere in the place,” laughed Dr. Tacticalpus. Megalo-slides heaved a thirty-five pound, three-ring binder stuffed with last year’s strategic plan at Strategyman. The dust on the binder blinded him but he ducked only to be grabbed from behind by The Same. Feeling the calm, comfortable sensation of The Same, Strategyman realized he had to break free before he felt too weak to do anything new or innovative.
As a last ditch effort to survive, Strategyman shouted, “Being #1 in the market is not a strategy! You can’t be all things to all people! Well-executed tactics don’t make up for nonexistent strategy!” “Noooooo!” yelled Dr. Tacticalpus. Megaolslides and The Same covered their ears and writhed on the floor in pain. The sonic blasts of strategy truisms were too much for the villains. Just then the Jargon Goblin appeared outside the window on his jargon glider. As the three supervillains jumped aboard, Jargon Goblin said, “You may have won this time Strategyman. But we’ll convene an all-hands off-site meeting, use our intellectual bandwidth to create a consensusdriven mission, leverage synergies and outsource your @#$% to China!” With that, the super villains zoomed away. Strategyman stared out into the moonlit night. So many companies. So little strategy. But the fight must go on. As you work to profitably grow your business and create competitive advantage, you’ll run into the same villains Strategyman did: |
To help yourself and your team avoid these villains, see if you can answer the following questions: 1. At the heart of business strategy is: 2. Successful business strategy is about: 3. The three disciplines of strategic thinking are: 4. A goal is: 5. An objective is: 6. Goals and objectives represent: 7. Strategy and tactics represent: 8. Strategic thinking can be defined as: 9. Effective strategy depends just as much on: 10. Good strategy requires managers to: So how many do you think you had right? How many do you think the rest of the folks you work with would have right? To find out the correct answers, visit www.strategyskills.com and click “Strategy Blog,” on the menu bar and see the “Strategic Thinker or Strategyless?” entry. The first step in developing great strategic initiatives is developing great strategists. So many companies. So little strategy. But the fight must go on. Look, up in the office! It’s an employee. It’s an associate. It’s Strategyman! |

